It starts with a story...

"The story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocents.

Detective Skinner reports the following in his case notes:

"On Thursday August 13, 2008 the rumor of the first day of school spread through the local playground like wildfire. It seems the kids desired to keep summer vacation going year round - and the alleged first day of school triggered a clever plot by the youngsters. Ring leader "Nemo" and his cohorts "Elmo", "Firehouse" and "Droopy" pooled their milk money (and traded a few smoking hot Hanna Montana bootleg downloads) for some mercenary assistance straight from the jungles of Y camp.

The parents uncovered the plot though a carefully placed source inside the "kiddie" ring, pooled their resources, and hired Crum Petree - (the mail man from Funny Farm) to inspire the local bus drivers union. Their instructions are simple : take the kids to school, no exceptions.

Monday morning when first bell rang the suburbian sidewalks ran red with blood..."

The following video was posted on youtube...

The game:

3-4 mercenaries start pre-deployed on the field
4 plushies representing Nemo, Elmo, FireHouse, and Droopy are placed on the field (not hidden).
A location on the field is the school house (preferably some building or structure)
Everyone else is a bus driver.

The teams should be around 33% mercs vs 66% busdrivers

The bus drivers get endless spawn off the field at a fixed location and start at their spawn. (at cone)

The Mercs get one spawn each on the opposide side of the field from the bus drivers

Game is played until all the kiddies are in school, no exceptions.